Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Seasons Greetings

Merry Christmas Everybody. I wish joy and goodwill to everyone, and I hope you all get the gifts you desire (or are at least decent enough to pretend that a pair of socks and a reindeer tie is the best idea ever), and that all your friends and family will love your thoughtful presents.

However, if you are offended by the idea of Christmas, and would like it changed to an alternative style of greeting, please fuck off.

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